I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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