Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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