it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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