I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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