names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
