what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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