it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
What a dumb baby whore.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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