Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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