I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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