All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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