Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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