Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Telercoi hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(205): View more from Alabama

but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

Fav 3 1181 739
share tweet
(218): View more from Minnesota

out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

(1-218): View more from Minnesota

i gets down

Fav 14 3997 1070
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.

Fav 28 6095 1446
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.

Fav 8 985 2329
share tweet
(+52): View more from Mexico

she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.

Fav 11 2597 872
share tweet
(602): View more from Arizona

I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth

Fav 5 1606 707
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(808): View more from Hawaii

He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.

Fav 18 1219 2664
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(901): View more from Tennessee

Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.

Fav 4 78 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(901): View more from Tennessee

The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked

Fav 0 48 20
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT