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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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