i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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