i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you mean i was at the winter classic?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Randomize
