Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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