I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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