would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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