why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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