Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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