Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
