Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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