I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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