If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I had to cum in my sink.
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