***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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