how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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