I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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