whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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