Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I faked an abortion last night.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
