Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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