scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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