This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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