covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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