i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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