Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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