how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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