His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
bring money and cleavage
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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