Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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