the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
