You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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