Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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