So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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