her vagine was all disorganized.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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