I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
this just has baby written all over it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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