I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
