Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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