Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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