Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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