I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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