Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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