Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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