Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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