8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Where is the hickey?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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