Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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