it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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