i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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