I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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